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Excuse Me, What?

すみません、何?

A fictional learner leaves the safety of the textbook, opens their mouth in public, and discovers that every mistake can become a reason to keep speaking.教科書の安全圏を飛び出した架空の学習者が、人前で口を開き、間違いの一つひとつが話し続ける理由になり得ると知る。

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Excuse Me, What? / すみません、何? follows a fictional learner whose carefully rehearsed Japanese collapses the moment it meets real conversation. Chopsticks become a bridge, “hot” comes out as “thick,” and three years of study somehow end with “I am an apple.” Driven by a drum-and-bass, taiko, and shakuhachi direction, the panic resolves into something braver than perfect pronunciation: the decision to keep speaking.

Excuse Me, What? / すみません、何?は、念入りに練習した日本語が、本物の会話に触れた瞬間に崩れていく架空の学習者の物語。箸は橋になり、「暑い」は「厚い」のように聞こえ、3年間の勉強はなぜか「私はりんごです」にたどり着く。ドラムンベースに太鼓と尺八を重ねた音のなか、パニックは完璧な発音よりも勇敢なもの——それでも話し続けるという決意へ変わっていく。

Lyrics歌詞

Walked into the コンビニ, feeling brave
Opened my mouth — dug my own grave
I said 箸ください — wanted chopsticks to eat
But the lady pointed outside to the bridge on the street

髪 — is it paper, hair, or God?
雨 — rain or candy, pick your card
Every word's a landmine, every pitch is a trap
One wrong tone and the whole thing snaps

I practiced in the mirror, I had it down perfect
Stepped outside and — was it even worth it?

すみません、何?!
Did I say that right?
すみません、何?!
Their face says I didn't quite
I meant to say one thing but something else came out
すみません、何?!
What's my mouth talking about?
(what's it talking about?!)

Tried to tell her 暑い — "today is so hot!"
She looked at me weird — that's 厚い, not what I thought
Thick? Heavy? No no no, I meant the weather!
She walked away fast, couldn't make it better

At the 居酒屋 trying to order right
ビールください — okay that went alright!
But then I said お金がない with a smile
She thought I was joking — I was dying inside

Google translate, you were supposed to help
But you made me tell my boss he smells

すみません、何?!
Did I say that right?
すみません、何?!
Their face says I didn't quite
I meant to say one thing but something else came out
すみません、何?!
What's my mouth talking about?
(何?! 何?!)

You know what the worst part is?
I studied for three years
Three years...
And yesterday... I accidentally told my 先生 that
I am a りんご
I am not an apple, 先生
I am NOT an apple

But you know what? At least they laughed
At least they smiled when I crashed
Maybe broken 日本語 is still 日本語
Maybe messing up is how you grow

すみません、何?!
Did I say that right?
すみません、何?!
You know what — CLOSE ENOUGH!
I meant to say one thing but something else came out
すみません、何?!
But I'll never shut my mouth!
(never shut my mouth!)

すみません... すみません...
(もう一回... one more time...)