Mushroom on My Mind

Lyrics

Woke up this morning, stomach singing songs
Clock says 9 AM, the day feels so long
Scrolled past a reel of garlic butter shrooms
Now I'm haunted, pacing 'round the room

Every hour feels like three
My willpower's leaving me

I got mushroom on my mind
Sautéed, crispy, golden kind
Just a few more hours to go
But the craving's stealing the show
Mushroom on my mind

Tried to distract myself, watched a cooking show
Bad idea — they made risotto, wouldn't you know
Portobello, shiitake, oyster too
Every single one is calling, "We're waiting for you!"

The fridge is humming my name
I swear those mushrooms feel no shame

I got mushroom on my mind
Sautéed, crispy, golden kind
Just a few more hours to go
But the craving's stealing the show
Mushroom on my mind

Stay strong, stay strong, the clock is ticking down
One bite is gonna taste like wearing a crown
Patience is a virtue — or so they say
But virtue never smelled like mushrooms in a pan, hey!

I got MUSHROOM ON MY MIND
Sautéed, crispy, golden kind
The wait is over, it's finally time
First bite — oh, that taste's divine!
Mushroom on my mind
(Mushroom on my mind)

Worth the wait… totally worth the wait…